William Sherlock Scott Holmes

Dr. John Hamish Watson

Murder & Mystery & Mayhem

And whatever happens after.

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Gay sex that is, if that’s not your cup of tea, too bad for you, it is mine.

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Sherlock | the Hobbit

Dutch | 23 | Hobbit at Heart | Johnlocker

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batched:

shylocks:

incurablylazydevil:

 I know what kind of man you are 

     

People have got to understand that people have different ways of interpreting things. I personally think he’s canonically asexual. And if he were romantically/sexually interested, bisexual. I hate people who try to push their points of view on me. We can genuinely think he’s not gay and be absolutely serious. People have their reasons to think different from you. Stop trying to portray us as idiots. We’re not less intelligent.

No one is forcing this opinion on you. This is merely a point if view, which as yours, should be respected. If people come to your askbox and start demanding Sherlock is gay then I would say you have a point.

The next Hobbit film is officially called "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies" →

redcat18:

Inside Information…

Our journey to make The Hobbit Trilogy has been in some ways like Bilbo’s own, with hidden paths revealing their secrets to us as we’ve gone along. “There and Back Again” felt like the right name for…

Oh dear I really liked There and Back Again and it will take me some time to get used to The Battle of the Five Armies….

thescienceofjohnlock:

fondueyourself:

must-be-a-thursday:

cecilianbaldwin:

what if sherlock started using heelys bc theyre “practical” and “faster” and his coat would just whiP BEHIND HIM AS HE GLIDES AND HED HAVE HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK ALL ABOUT BUSINESS

and he’D JUST HEELY AROUND A  DEAD BODY MAKING DEDUCTIONS WITH EVERYONE STANDING THERE

This needs to be a thing

someone draw this with kid sherlock

someone draw it with full sized adult Sherlock

Someone draw this

gaytectives:

john watson may not be gay

but john watson sure as shit is not straight

❝ he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner) ❞

- every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)

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myheartisahammer:

otterbatch:

#g #a #y

Hands down my favorite scene. Possibly of the entire series. John’s face. Sherlock’s face. Done.

· john · sherlock ·

sodelightfully:

Cumbercupcake: Happy 450th Birthday Shakespeare, here’s Hamletbatch for you to celebrate :D

pizzapig:

thebobblehat:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

English English is like American English only less pretentious

Why do we use a mix of both, confusing as hell.

sixfallstars:

turnedwatson:

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

here are sherlock holmes and john watson making your dash better and prettier

that actually made me feel a lot better

Not even in this fandom, never watched the show, but I HAD to reblog this.

free-martinis:

from a new article in Entertainment weekly.:

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0„20809605,00.html

"Martin Freeman Does Not Want to be Your Friend"

In the taxonomy of Hollywood, Martin Freeman is the kind of actor typically categorized under the genus Everyman. He isn’t the dashing action-hero type, nor is he the first guy a Hollywood studio exec would think to put in a big, splashy rom-com (notwithstanding some naked meet-cute moments in 2003’s Love Actually). He’s the guy who gets picked to play characters such as the wry, sweet cubicle drone Tim Canterbury on the original version of The Office, the steadfast best pal John Watson on the smash BBC series Sherlock, and the good-hearted Bilbo Baggins in Peter Jackson’s blockbuster Hobbit trilogy. In some ways, Freeman’s latest role, Lester Nygaard on FX’s new crime drama Fargo, is a departure for the 44-year-old British actor — there’s the thick Midwestern accent, for one thing, which he’s honed partly by watching YouTube videos of real Minnesotans. Still, the whole point of the character, a meek insurance salesman who breaks bad and gets entangled in an escalating series of grisly crimes, is that he’s the type of self-effacing regular Joe you’d normally look right past. As Freeman puts it drily, ”I don’t get cast as the guy who steps off a yacht in a white linen suit with a martini. It would not really be my function to be the smooth guy — unless something s—-ty happens to the smooth guy.”

Unfortunately, the whole article is only for subscribers.

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