William Sherlock Scott Holmes

Dr. John Hamish Watson

Murder & Mystery & Mayhem

And whatever happens after.

"Don’t be alarmed, this blog has to do with sex."

Gay sex that is, if that’s not your cup of tea, too bad for you, it is mine.

This is a NSFW blog.

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Sherlock | the Hobbit

Made brownies with a white chocolate topping for a friend since she will help me apply for a visa to NZ :) it’s quite a complicated procedure!



Mundane is good sometimes. Mundane works.

http://cumber-porn.tumblr.com/post/96453875177/black-isthecolour-how-long-does-it-take-to-fix →


How long does it take to fix a broken heart?

I mean…

Seriously, I need to know!

When does this paing gonna end? How long will I have to feel like this?

And why even if I know it’s better like this. Even if I know that I deserve someone who thinks I’m wonderful 100% of…

Oh poor baby, it does hurt right now and the feeling is a bitch. And you do not want to hear that it will get better because right now that’s all bullshit, and I understand, but it will. I want to join the cuddling and the ice cream eating. *hugs tight*



i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING





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Art trade with the ninja awesome Feyuca! She asked for Sherlock/Jim, and of course I just had to twist up every single thing, including that quote LOL and make them 10 times more disturbing whyyyyyy



"Oh, Sherlock, if you take one more step I swear I will kill you."

"No, Mrs Watson. You won’t."


September Challenge: Characters when they think no one’s looking! 

(example art by Reapersun)

~Ends September 30th~


Our challenge for September is to draw Sherlock characters in a situation where they think no one is watching and are doing something you wouldn’t normally see them do. You could choose a situation which is an extension of a canon moment, an original situation or something as part of an AU.

It’s a very open ended challenge in regards to content, so a great opportunity to get creative with pairings and context. It’s important that entires include at least two characters - with one or more of them being unknowingly observed by another character(s). 

Entries can feature a number of different characters and you can choose any character or characters in Sherlock (any version, BBC, RDJ, etc) for the challenge.

Below are some examples of situations you could use:

  • Doing socially unacceptable things with their bodies (picking their noses / scratching their bums)
  • Letting their inhibitions go (singing into a hairbrush)
  • Taking a sneaky selfie
  • Expressing suppressed emotions (“you look sad when you think he can’t see you”)
  • Talking to themselves
  • Trying to do something behind another characters back

Before starting on your piece, please read the full guidelines under the read more.

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I’ve just seen these photos of Ben C from the Gala Screening and something caught my eye…

..where have I seen this jacket before??


Oh. Oh.


Am I the only one who does that? Sit on the toilet for so long with your mobile until your entire leg just sleeps. Because I do that far too often and it’s hurting like a bitch now shite xD

Who is your best Dutch friends, and who is your best not Dutch friends?

I’ve known Marlena since I was 4 years old, so we go back about 20 years :) And I consider her as one of my bestest friends. I would definitely not say soulmate because the urge to kill is often there and it’s mutual ;-) we are like an unhappily married couple. But the fire is still there :D

Then there’s this bunch of idiots whom I am very very fond of indeed. Anieck, Rose, Lisa and Tessa :))))

I don’t really have a best non-dutch friend, but I have made friends through tumblr and I consider them to be very good friends. Unfortunately I haven’t spend nearly enough time with them yet!!! You know who you are babes uwu

How do your non-fandom friends think about your "obsession"? Do they understand and accept you're so in fond of 2 man nearly having a relationship and fantasizing about them having sex? I think they should, but I keep it secret from mine, since I know they won't understand.

Most of them know about it and sort of accept it but they just don’t get the idea of fanfiction at all. Of any fandom. My oldest friends have known since the Frodo/Sam days so they probably don’t even know me better.

Everyone thinks I am nuts tho. But I like that, it defines who I am and I’ve never been a particular herd animal. I like to do my own thing and be myself :) and I am glad that the people around me accept that.

When did you start watching Sherlock?

January 2012

The Reichenbach Fall was the first episode I saw.

Hollaaaa im dutch too

Hallooooo, hoe gaat het met jou?

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